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| *Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED". | * Day a monkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha..." | *There's
a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general 'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat. So one of them asks Santa Singh, ;Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur aap naach rahe ho?; .....comes the reply, ;Haan ji! Hai hi baat badi kushi ki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar brain tumour se mara hai!!!; |
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| *He
came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swalowd, when he was satisfyed, he left, i was hurt, BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!! |
*A
girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody
home." I went over. Nobody was home. * this is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it . |
*Lastnite
i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur
soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite, * there are 3 chambers in my heart. 1 for ALLAH 1 for ABBOO 1 for AMMEE Oh wat about u dear? Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bcoz You Are MY HEART!!!!! |
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