^Guide:
"I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world's
largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall
is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.
Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear
the Niagara Falls?
^Pathan
wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died
peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the
passengers in the car he was driving.. !!!!!!
^Postman:-
I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Pathan:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted
it....
^Pathan
wins 20 crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr
after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 crore
or else return my 20 Rs back.
^Teacher:
"I killed a person" convert this sentence into future
tense.
Pathan: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
^Pathan
was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure
as to what to be filled in column "Salary
Expected".
After much thought he wrote: Yes!
^Pathan
told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant it’s
already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an
umbrella and go!
