*Sardar
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Exclaimed the Sardar:!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25th floor: I'm unmarried!
At 10th floor: I'm Banta not Santa
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| *Hello.
(Pause.) Hello? (Pause.) Hello! (Pause.) No, it doesn't look as if I'm in
right now. Maybe you should leave a message at the beep or call me back
later. BEEP. (Pause three seconds.) Just kidding, that wasn't really the
beep. Are you ready now? |
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| *One
night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then
he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried."What's
the matter?" the bartender asks."My wife and I got into a fight,"
explained the guy "and now she isn't talking to me for a whole 31 days."The
bartender thought about this for a while. "But, isn't it a good thing
that she isn't talking to you?" asked the bartender."Yeah, except
today is the last night." |
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| *One
day Sardar happened to see a marathon race. What the guys are doing"
asked the sardar.We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize"
replied one runner.Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!"
Exclaimed the Sardar:!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| *Sardar
ki maut bijli girnay say hoi per us ki lash muskuratay hoay mili baghwan
ne pocha aisa kiun? to sardar bola "mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya
ae" |
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Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter! At 25th floor: I'm unmarried! At 10th floor: I'm Banta not Santa |
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| *Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I don t have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid.... | ||
| *A Bihari goes to a movie hall and asks for two tickets,Do tho ticket dena, The person at the window tells him that there is a house full, so this Bihari says koi baat nahin do house full de do. | ||
| * The Sardarji doctor was so afraid of bacteria, that he cooked his ice-cubes before he put them in his drink. | ||
| *Take me to the 10th floor,' said Banta Singh as he entered the lift of a high rise bulding. When the lift reached its destination, the liftman opened its gates... | ||
| *Santa Singh got his promotion and become an officer in Punjab Government. To keep up with his status, he decided to speak only in English to all his subordinates... | ||
| *Banta was driving when there was a terrible hailstorm. Huge hailstones the size of tennis balls pelted his car leaving it full of dents... | ||
| *Santa and Banta were looking at mummy in an Egyptian museum Santa: Bechara! pattiyan hi pattiyan lagi hain... | ||
| *Mr. and Mrs. Banta Singh's two-year-old boy was bawling away loudly. Mrs. Singh asked her husband... | ||
| *The Sardarni asked her lover, Santa Singh Santa Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring? | ||
| *Doctor: "So you lose your temper every time someone calls you a name? Surely that can’t be true"! Santa Singh: "Don't call me Shirley"uj | ||
| *Banta: "I’m so proud, my son is in medical school." Raj: "What’s he studying?" Banta: "Oh! He is not studying. They are studying him!" |
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